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Here I am on Facebook, and this is where you can find me on Twitter.It's official: Thor: Ragnarok is straight up hilarious. It’s the only way to get the word out about this site. Like this post or any of the posts from the Fresh Content series? Please share them on social media and tag Nerds United in the post. What’d you think? Sound off in the comments on the Facebook page. Thor: Ragnarok is in theaters in November! And I’m excited to see the only two guys not invited to Captain America: Civil War to do battle with each other before restoring order in Asgard (speculation…they don’t tell me anything, obviously). It’s a little bit Masters of the Universe, a little bit Silverhawks. Our “teaser trailer” (that lasts almost two minutes…so I’m calling it a trailer) ends with an awesome, 1980’s Saturday Morning Cartoon style graphic.

Hulk straight up doesn’t care, and quickly engages Thor. He’s a friend from work.” Because…#Avengers. Thor calmly, coolly explains “We know each other. It’s almost like he forgot that time Hulk punched him in his head!Īfter a triumphant “YES” from Thor, the crowd and the Grandmaster are puzzled. Which brings about probably the only moments of levity in this trailer. The Grandmaster is introducing the opponent when “BAH GAWD, KING! IT’S HULK! IT’S THE INCREDIBLE HULK!” As you’ll remember, when last we saw him, he was impersonating the Allfather and sitting on the throne of Asgard.įast-forward a few seconds and we see Thor finally entering the gladiator arena. I wouldn’t be surprised if he was on his own side in this mayhem. Quick cuts about a second or so apart until the 1:06 mark when we finally get our first look at the prodigal son himself: Wielding a duo of daggers and the most wicked helm in the realm. We see what appears to be Heimdall in the forest fighting for survival. Next we see the Grandmaster, Jeff Goldblum, asking what was brought before him, and the response given is “a contender.” He is quickly captured and shown in captivity. And Thor is cast out of his home, and is found on a new world.

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So anyway, Hela destroys Mjolnir, and next we see Hela in her full antler regalia about to bring destruction to Asgard. Odin defeats the God Tempest and traps it in a chunk of Uru, then gives the stone to dwarves who star-forge it into the hammer. It’s not just a magical hammer that only Thor and Vision can hold. Now here’s what you need to know about Mjolnir in the Marvel Universe. Or maybe the better term “stopped.” Look, I know that’s Cate Blanchett, but for a minute, minus the nose, it looks a lot like Eva Green.Īnd then the unthinkable happens (see the featured image). I swear, it’s all I hear when I think of The Immigrant Song.) So Mjolnir is thrown. While the voiceover is happening, the scene changes to Thor throwing Mjolnir at an unknown entity. ‘How did this happen?’ Well, it’s a long story.”

Thor’s voiceover says “Now I know what you’re thinking. The trailer opens with Thor in chains taking a very painful looking, chain–like drop into Hel. Plus, there was more from the fan-favorite Loki, and the Captain America cameo.

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I thought the first Thor movie was brilliant, and Thor: The Dark World had its uses, as it brought us another Infinity Stone. Now I just talked about Norse mythology on Saturday. So today we had a little trailer drop for Thor: Ragnarok. We are not yet to Easter, so you still get posts (if you want them…and based on the numbers, you do). IT DOESN’T MAKE ANY SENSE!īut wait, the forty days is from Ash Wednesday to Palm Sunday. In the Christian calendar, Lent is 40 days. Well, let’s get the math out of the way right away, before I catch any grief.

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